The Olympics have just started and the Greeks are already 14 medals in debt.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

Love one another with great passion.

If you're going to play it out of tune, then play it out of tune properly.

It's been a rollercoaster ride. There have been some great moments and some low points... like when I was leaving Stax. That's when I actually thought of getting out of the business.

Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men.

I've learned that I shouldn't shrink from success. Though honestly I thought they'd be knocking on my door years ago.

Lasting change is a series of compromises.

Non-co-operation is a nation's determination to improve.

Talent--that is to say, the ability to see the world in a unique way--matures and grows in isolation.

Often, the more money you make the more money you spend; that's why more money doesn't make you rich - assets make you rich.