The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

The weakest of all weak things is a virtue which has not been tested in the fire.

We believe unbelievable progress can be made, in both inventing new vaccines and making sure they get out to all the children who need them.

People don't like to follow pessimists.

The more we pray, the more we sense our need to pray. And the more we sense a need to pray, the more we want to pray.

The happiness of married life depends upon making small sacrifices with readiness and cheerfulness.

There's a quote that says, 'If you know yourself and you know your opponent, you shouldn't fear the results of 100 battles.' Just really being prepared gives you a lot of confidence.

Resolved to live with all my might while I do live, and as I shall wish I had done ten thousand years hence.

I have learned two things in my life: there is a God, and I am not him.

When I was young, all I wanted to be was a movie star. At a certain point, I started to grow up and really care about what I did.

The THINGS that COUNT most IN LIFE ARE the THINGS that CAN'T BE COUNTED.