The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

technology murdered childhood.

For women, men creates war, even though women are the symbols of love, peace, and harmony.

There is nothing serious in mortality! Solomon in all his glory was Solomon with the elements of the contemptible lurking in every fold of his robes and in every corner of his palace.

If we could but paint with the hand what we see with the eye.

Man created the checkerboard; God created the karass.

Dor: there is a reason God lmits our days. Victor: why? Dor: to make each one precious.

The United States now sleeps under a Soviet moon

A lullaby should be timeless because it's a timeless concept - the birth of the child.

And if you are a rose, I am rose-shadow.

Light is but the shadow of God.