The Pope doesn't believe in God; Did you ever see a conjurer who believed in Magic ?

Doors of the future are open to those who know how to push them

Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry.

On peut rire de tout mais pas avec n'importe qui.

Change is the parent of progress.

Become a fountain of peace to spread the flow of joy to everyone.

I can't drop it. It's how I'm drawn.

The automatism of man is overcome, in the words of Dhun'Nun, by aiming for 'being as you were, where you were, before you were'.

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.

It is the duty of the ship's captain to make port, cost what it may.

I dropped out of Oxford, and now I only speak Russian with the woman who gives me a bikini wax. See what Hollywood does to you?

Christ was crucified for preaching without a police permit

If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

Love can achieve unexpected majesty in the rocky soil of misfortune.