The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

My God, if I had a heart, I would write my hate on ice, and wait for the sun to show.

No one can stop death, Omari. It is normal and certain. And nothing should get in the way of a person’s true destiny.

I find revealing the secrets of magic quite reprehensible.

A lot of the really great stuff fell between the tracks.

Wellbeing is a notion that entails our values about the good life, and questions of values are not ultimately scientific questions.

There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.

A life of intimacy with God is characterized by joy.

No one has any idea what's going to happen. Not even Elon Musk. That's why he's building those rockets. He wants a 'Plan B' on another world.

self-possession is the ability to face without fear life in all its contradictions.

Humility is a necessary veil to all other graces.