The President says, "We are in the fight for a way of life. This is the greatest battle of our generation, and of the generations to come."

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

I knew that suffering can purify, that it's a kind of fire that can be worth enduring, but there were degrees of it to which I chose not to subject myself.

Today I will take the opportunity to do unanticipated good.

Some days are about preparation, but some are pure inspiration.

Alfred: Hmf. I suppose you'll take up flying next, like that fellow in Metropolis.

Knowledge paves the way to Love, and Love in its turn fosters understanding, and leads one along the path of great common achievements.

There are things we can do [with violence], and we ought to do it in a bipartisan way.

The reality is that it is mainly a Republican scandal for several reasons.

I get a huge buzz from spending time with kids.

A disease is farther on the road to being cured when it breaks forth from concealment and manifests its power.

What female heart can gold despise? What cat 's averse to fish?