The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

I don't think anyone, until their soul leaves their body, is past the point of no return

We should get rid of these restricting attitudes and system of beliefs in order to remove obstacles in our way to the achievements of our goals and revealing our potential

Thank God for the strength to work.

Virtue makes for a cold bed.

Mark [Andressen] was more popular than me at the time ... He was like Beyoncé, I was Kelly Rowlings

With every project, you feel like you're trying to find your place to vent. For any actor, that's typically the feeling that drives you to do it.

Millions of people live their entire lives without finding themselves. But it is something I must do.

Who shall guess what I may be?Who can tell my fortune to me?For, bravest and brightest that ever was sungMay be - and shall be - the lot of the young!

Find better company, find company of people better than yourself so you be surrounded with those best in character and so you may learn something.

Man sheds grief as his skin sheds rain.