The Republican Congress is like a groundhog afraid of its shadow when a government shutdown is talked about.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Everyone's memories and feelings are subjective, and we're teach trapped in our own perspectives. But the difference between perspectives, collectively, create objectivity.

And to my soul mate, who has been with me all along, but is absent from my side.

Basketball Rule #5When you stopplayingyour gameyou've alreadylost.

No development strategy can be based only upon what comes out of the ground, nor can it be sustained while young people are out of work.

You know, Tolstoy, like myself, wasn't taken in by superstitions like science and medicine.

Woman is the Sunday of man: not his repose only, but his joy; the salt of his life.

We determine our Destination by our priorities.

Tragedy stays alive by feeling what's been done to us, while peace comes alive by living with the results.

Keeping your body healthy is an expression of gratitude to the whole cosmos — the trees, the clouds, everything.

We live and learn, or, perhaps more importantly we learn and live.