The Republican Party may be forever reconstituted and changed, which may not be a bad thing either, in and of itself.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The human body is much, much more than the sum of its parts, the difference being the human spirit.

DESTINY (Determined Effort So Tanacious It Negates Yuck)

Ignorance breeds antipathy. Until I got to know how computers worked, I didn't want anything to do with them. I said, 'Well, why do I need them? I write letters.' Which I still do.

Men and women do think differently, and frankly, we don't understand each other. Not at all! But that's what makes relationships so amazing.

If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers. But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers.

I feel that it is our moral obligation to stand and to be courageous with these families, and particularly Cindy, that have become the conscience of this nation.

Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.

New York and New Jersey are probably two of my favorite places to get really good surf in the summertime.

No crust so tough as the grudged bread of dependence.

What is more miserable than discontent?