The Republican Party seems just as eager as the Democrats to pronounce their voters as extreme kooks.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Love them that hate you, but you can't love them whom you hate.

Modern man is battered by the fundamental forces of his own psyche.

I'm really proud to be a woman representing country music.

Devotion to the facts will always give the pleasures of recognition; adherence to the rules of design, the pleasures of order and certainty.

Even though things happen by accident, you also unconsciously choose things that help you.

Our responsibility is to do what we can, learn what we can, improve the solutions, and pass them on.

Great opportunities are often disguised as small acts of service.

I'm pretty sure I'm not at war with myself.

Lloyd Richards is another director who was like that, who was a teacher.

A dog, for me, it's not just getting a dog. I couldn't leave him at home. I'm looking for a life partner and I'm not ready. I'm not emotionally mature enough.