The Republican debate got pretty heated. They spent most of their time arguing over who God called first.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

You know there's got to be a better way of life - somewhere, sometime, somehow - but you're not exactly sure what better is.

I know you want me, Jenner, " Bria said in a breathy tone. "Why don't you do something about it?

Its not workload that kills you, its worry that kills you.

No one should be twice punished for one crime.

She liked to disappear, even when she was in the same room as other people. It was a talent, as it was a curse.

Among fifty percent of your married couples, the husband worries very little about what his wife is doing, provided she is doing all he wishes.

I have learned that a bitter experience can make you stronger.

When I first heard Elvis perform "Bridge Over Trouble Water" it was unbelivable,and I thought to myself, how the hell can I compete with that?

I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger. I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was stronger

Play for the name on the front of the shirt, and they will remember the name on the back