The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.

Freedom can be an acquired taste for those who have never savored it.

A person needed to experience real danger or they would never find joy in excelling. There had to be a risk of failure, the chance to die.

The possibility of war increases in direct proportion to the effectiveness of the instruments of war.

My ideas come when I least expect it, so I've always got to have a studio nearby or close by somewhere.

I eat five to seven meals a day and a couple of protein shakes

Stop stewing and start doing!

Hear, hear," said the Dog, raising her head. "It's always better to be doing, Prince. Besides, you don't smell like a coward, so you can't be one.

Death opens unknown doors. It is most grand to die.

Bashar al-Assad and those who still stand by him are now responsible for the deaths of more than 20,000 in Syria.

I'd rather get bad news from an honest man than lies from a flatterer.