[The Republicans] have come up with nothing. They say repeal and replace. That has alliteration.

Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program

Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.

Hamas is a humanitarian organization.

But we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy.

If I had my way, sporting guns would be strictly regulated, the rest would be confiscated

I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels.

Pass the bill to find out what's in it

As many of you know, I came from San Francisco. We don't have a lot of farms there. Well, we do have one - it's a mushroom farm, so you know what that means.

Civilization as we know it today would be in jeopardy if the Republicans win the Senate.

I don’t remember saying that everybody in the country would have a lower premium.

Mrs. Friedman lived in a happy snow globe of AP History.

Things past redress are now with me past care.

If I were to work with my mom, I probably would not want her to play my mom. That would get too real.

Truthfulness itself is almost medication, even when it’s served without advice or insight.

Following the herd is fine, until they all run off the side of a cliff together.

Alas, if worth be based on beauty, Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.

Only in very recent times has the average man been a source of savings.

If it was easy everyone would be a champion, so you've got to decide if you're that person that's going to be a champion.

Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself, 'What would Jesus do?' And then I realize, Jesus got crucified, so maybe his decision-making isn't all that great.

I want to be working with directors who are at the top of their game. I want to be raising the bar for myself, and to me, the best way to do that is to prove to them that I'm the best for this job.