The Republicans proved they are not the party of 'no.' They're the party of 'f**k, no!'

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

I needed to see you. And touch you. And just... know

Law should be a literary profession, ' RGB says, 'and the best legal practioners regard law as an art as well as a craft.

The Iraqis need help establishing a government. We have to provide them with security.

I always see colors when I listen to music. It's difficult to explain, but when I hear the music I think about gold, blood rushing.

He longed for the deep as she longed for the night sky and for white lilies floating on water -- although she still tried to convince herself that love alone could feed her soul.

To trust people is a luxury in which only the wealthy can indulge; the poor cannot afford it.

The person who takes the first step in a conflict toward the other, those are brave people.

Why should we break up Our snug and pleasant party? Time was made for slaves, But never for us so hearty.

Proclaiming a sexual preference is something that straight men never really have to bother with.

Life's not fair; why should I be?