The Republicans that want to get rid of [Donald] Trump are a minority.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Science blasphemed when tries to eliminate scarcity in economy.

What you leave behind is the people you loved. You leave yourself in them.

The palest ink will endure beyond the memories of man

Show me a sensible person who likes himself or herself! I know myself too well to like what I see. I know but too well that I'm not what I'd like to be.

Hope is the belief we might get it done, and faith is the knowledge we will get it done.

Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry.

I was brought up Roman Catholic. I'm not even baptized.

I'm not a control freak.

You know the Art Rule: Do something that entertains/interests YOU, if you're lucky it'll do the same for others.

When I say things like 'Marriage should be between one man and one woman,' I'm called a bigot.