The Republicans want illegal immigrants for different reasons. They want 'em for cheap labor. Democrats want 'em for voters. Well, Republicans would like that too.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

It is better to be first with an ugly woman than the hundreth with a beauty.

In order to be effective, be responsive. In order to be responsive, listen.

The kingdom of music is not the kingdom of this world

Feed the truth. Starve the lie.

Your goal should be out of reach but not out of sight.

If you're a sniveler, a whiner, a complainer, you will never be happy. We all have that side. Get a little stoical and just take the pain.

To write much, and to write rapidly, are empty boasts. The world desires to know what you have done, and not how you did it.

I got quarters in my loafers trying to fight inflation when it only used to take a cent.

I may be accused or rashness, but not sluggishness.

Every little movement has a meaning of its own.