The Rolling Stones are so versatile, they're like the band version of that Infinite Dress they sell on QVC.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

Standing on a street corner waiting for no one is power.

The beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of those depths.

How unfortunate is the guy who does not live in the extravagant memory of an infatuated young woman.

The burden of keeping the world, every corner of it, safe is one that has to be evenly shared...This is especially more so for the interconnectivity of the global system in our generation.

Humor can be one of our best survival tools.

True success, true happiness lies in freedom and fulfillment.

It is certain that at certain times talent entirely overcomes thought or poetry.

If all I cared about was me, I could make a million. And that's what they will never understand.

We think there is an ecological problem, but the real problem is irresponsible growth of human population.

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss voter fraud.