The Roman Catholic Church is for saints and sinners alone - for respectable people, the Anglican Church will do.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

One of these grand defects, as I humbly conceive, is this, that children are habituated to learning without understanding.

Animals don't know as much about jealousy as people, but they're not ignorant of it, either.

We've been so disconnected agriculturally and culturally from food. We spend more time on dieting than on cooking.

Caffeine dehydrates the body and speeds up the aging of the skin and kidneys.

The need for empowering investors to have information on the way their own money is invested is not going away.

I realized then that I didn't understand anything. I read all the books I could.

I think a lot of journal articles should really be blogs.

No two things are equal. No two people are equal. Nobody can guarantee equal outcomes unless everybody's poor.

Accuracy is the twin brother of honesty; inaccuracy is a near kin to falsehood.

I should probably be afraid. But instead a hysterical laugh bubbles inside me, because I just remembered something: Maybe I can’t hold a gun. But I have a knife in my back pocket.