The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

Do not to look at what you are seeing, do not look at the visible work

Solitude and retirement cherish grief, employment and exertion are the only means of dissipating it.

Translation software is not making translators obsolete. Has medical diagnostic software made doctors obsolete?

There are robberies that leave man or woman forever beggared of peace and joy, yet kept secret by the sufferer.

I didn't feel like I was in my own body; my body was just a lonely, temporary container I happened to be borrowing.

Ralph [ Nader] is an old friend of mine, and he does a useful job in displaying a position.

Someone has remarked that 'An ideal math talk should have one proof and one joke and they should not be the same'.

To me, being Australian is about looking after your mates, taking care of the less fortunate, supporting the underdog and enhancing the spirit that makes all Australians unique.

What is nobler than a man wresting and wringing his bread from the stubborn soil by the sweat of his brow and the break of his back for his wife and children!