The Smiths are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to reunite - ever.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Julian said the world was evil and horrible - remember? But then he proved himself that it wasn't

Ignorance of mortality is a comfort.

Music is harmony, harmony is perfection, perfection is our dream, and our dream is heaven.

At any rate, Daddy usually comes to my defence. Without him I wouldn't be able to stick out here.

We are pushing hard to find quality advertising clients.

I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.

Jail is just another micro-society. It just happens that here, the problems are far more out in the open, we don't live with the facades of lies that democracy or capitalism creates for us.

Our thoughts, or in other words, our state of mind, is ever at work 'fixing up' things good or bad in advance.

The city is not changing anything, ... increases in the cost of natural gas will be passed through to the customer.

I was just thinking about my own natural way of one-night stands: always wanting to be more attached to something. I'm not very good at detaching myself.