The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops and playing Playstation.

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

An anarchist government somehow creates an impression in the hearts of citizens that no one cares.

A child is like a ship. One can never be too young to be steered to the right course.

Wealth ... and poverty: the one is the parent of luxury and indolence and the other of meanness and vicious-ness and both of discontent.

The tree is known by his fruit.

There's not a single thing on offer in this all-too-temporary world for which you should ever sell your soul.

We are in an environmental crisis which threatens the survival of this nation, and of the world as a suitable place of human habitation.

I was the worst game show host that ever lived, and I knew it.

Better--while life is quick And every pain immense and joy supreme, And all I have and am Flames upward to the dream ... Than like a taper forgotten in the dawn, Burning out the quick.

I've also been working with the Challengers Club in the inner city of Los Angeles for 15 years now, I guess, and it's essentially an inner-city recreation club for boys and girls.

I was a boy when I first realized that the fullest life liveable was a Poet's