The Sun is such a lonely star. Whenever he comes out to see his friends, they all disappear.

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.

His hands were weak and shaking from carrying far too many books from the bookshop. It was the best feeling.

A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw.

I'm ready for another adventure now, take me far away please!Ok one more... But then you have to read to me!

If I read our story backwards, it's about how I un-broke your heart, and then we were happy until one day, you forgot about me forever.

It's HE-RO, " the boy argued."No, " the girl insisted, "it's HER-O.

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.

Snow is snow.

But we have been to the Pole and we shall die like gentlemen. I regret only for the women we leave behind.

I always think I don't do the first one good, so I try to do it more.

Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him.

If the models are as flawed as critics say you have to ask yourself, 'How come they work?'

The course of this nation does not depend on the decisions of others.

Everyone has limits. You just have to learn what your own limits are and deal with them accordingly.

... the grand tour is just the inspired man's way of heading home.

You have to be a political leader, willing to lose an election if you want to do what's right.