The TV weatherman has always been one of the best, most secure jobs. They change anchors, they change the set, producers come and go. But the weather person hangs on forever!

I'm Southern Baptist, not a meteorologist.

Librarians have always been among the most thoughtful and helpful people. They are teachers without a classroom.

It's simply a tragedy that anyone today goes blind from glaucoma, when it's so unnecessary.

The only way to predict if there's a cloud on your horizon due to glaucoma is to get tested. No matter what the diagnosis, the forecast is for clear vision in the years ahead.

Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics, warts and all; and, from belonging to a family that accepts you without question.

Take a microphone out of my hands, and I'm just plain folks.

Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other.

As an only child, I never felt insecure and always had total love.

When I can, I do 25 minutes of calisthenics every day.

Viewers figure, 'Uncle Willard doesn't know any more about the weather than I do.' They're right.

All children are morbid: it's their one saving grace.

I promise permanence. I promise persistence. I promise that falling in love was just the beginning for us.

The guys who play it [soccer] are kinda dumb. Why don't they just kick the crap out of the guy in front of the net? Then they could score all they want.

The spectator is a dying animal.

If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn’t be so grouchy in the morning.

Maybe I'm used to religious music being gentler in the classical world.

Human relations are like the irregular verbs in a number of languages where nearly all verbs are irregular.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

There just seems to be more acceptance now of other kinds of British films, than the picture-postcard ones.