The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

A leader takes people where they would never go on their own.

One of the mitigating benefits of children is that they make a Lego habit more respectable.

My love, can't you seehow much i love theeFor i through your eyesshall seeOur great lovefor all eternity

It is better to struggle pursuing what matters than to excel at achieving the inconsequential.

Don't wrench your shoulder out of its socket trying to pat yourself on the back," Beldin said sourly.

Learn to write well, or not to write at all.

Since far fewer people are recruited to serve in a voluntary military, the connection between America and its military is increasingly tenuous and less personal.

I suppose a child's first obligation is to become a stranger to his parents.

I think employers need help in understanding how to translate a military career.

Rock and Roll adolescent hoodlums storm the streets of all nations. They rush into the Louvre and throw acid in the Mona Lisa's face.