The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.

They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.

Nice mix of Tory MPs saying this issue shouldn't be used for petty political pointscoring, & Tory MPs trying to score petty political points.

Great teachers emanate out of knowledge, passion and compassion.

I wanted to be with the men I admired rather than the Scottish Arts Council crowd, so I spent a lot of time in graveyards. You get less trouble from the dead.

The world does not require so much to be informed as to be reminded.

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

Propaganda begins when dialogue ends.

The whole idea is to earn the flavor. No one gives it to you.

Athletes have a certain stubbornness that carries us through and makes us do things that people say we can't do.

Once there are more African Americans and Asian Americans behind the scenes as producers, writers, and directors, I think more inclusive casting will happen.

That's right, I am a book kisser.