The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Fiction is about everything human and we are made out of dust, and if you scorn getting yourself dusty, then you shouldn't try to write fiction. It's not a grand enough job for you.

Our sins are our downfall. We must repent and return to the Lord. And He will receive and forgive us graciously.

Some have said that I can accept inadequacies in my players but not in umpires. That completely misses the point. I can't tolerate anyone's mistake.

I'm going to sleep well tonight knowing that I made the right decision.

To be alive is to be afraid, and much to our advantage in many cases, since alarm often preserves us from danger.

God gave us intestines for a reason. I'm not keen on surgery. It's too extreme. All it took was one of those plastic surgery shows to see how violent it is.

There's always time to read. Don't trust a writer who doesn't read. It's like eating food prepared by a cook who doesn't eat.

What is the definition of a friend? Friends are people who make it easier to live the gospel of Jesus Christ.

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The first and most important reason for its elimination is the unquestioned fact that evolution is not a science; it is a hypothesis only, a speculation.