The U.S government hates rap music

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

The road to success doesn't allow detours

To be relevant, you must seek knowledge.

When you experience permanent bliss of the Self (samadhi), then it will be considered that your entire work is completed.

Ah, music, a magic beyond all we do here.

Desperate people lose the thing that makes them human beings. They lose their heart. Anger and hate fill them so that they act like animals.

Everyone gets a spiritual formation. It's like education. Everyone gets an education; it's just a matter of which one you get.

Sometimes people just want you to fail. Except your really good friends. I've always known who my best friends were.

Mostly, though, I dream of good things...I dream that flowers will bloom in the streets..again and music will play in the...houses and kites will fly in the skies.

You've got to stop eating unhealthy crap. You've got to eat vegetables, fruit and lean meat.

Perhaps the crescent moon smiles in doubt at being told that it is a fragment awaiting perfection.