The UK is one of the only nations on earth that has actually met and even exceeded its goals under the Kyoto Protocol.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

Only two things in man’s consciousness defy discussion: faith and one’s marriage.

What is love except another name for the use of positive reinforcement? Or vice versa.

Great people attract great people. The quality of your team can play a big role in employee happiness.

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

I happen to be a Parkinson's patient. I'm not fearful of my condition or my future - but if someone is looking in my eyes for fear, then they see their own fear reflected back at them.

I and you and everyone else has to be a political activist.

If you fall off a horse, you get back up. I am not a quitter.

If property had simply pleasures, we could stand it; but its duties make it unbearable. In the interest of the rich we must get rid of it.

An explorer cannot stay at home reading maps other men have made.

Misery which, through long ages, had no spokesman, no helper, will now be its own helper and speak for itself.