The United Nations Childrens Fund reports that more than 18 million children worldwide have lost both parents to the ravages of AIDS, starvation, war or natural disasters.

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'

You know, back in my days they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly.

Success should stem from entrepreneurial creativity, not political connectivity.

Wealth is the ultimate panacea to poverty.

Amazons Jeff Bezos, Facebooks Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs did not start out wealthy, and actually added to income inequality, but we all benefit from their creative effort.

I want to make sure the people we elect to office believe in America.

I have four kids. They are two years apart, and contraception has been very, very good to me.

Life is just so much fun and so filled with humor.

It's so sad to see how few people in the Obama administration have any private sector experience.

Commonly men will only be brave as their fathers were brave, or timid.

It is an interesting truth that the human body, liberated from its head, is in essence a bag of blood with a built-in straw.

Any excuse will serve a tyrant.

I'm romantically inclined. No human being on Earth is not attracted to other people. There is no fairy tale that they only have eyes for you. You just choose to act on it or not.

In America, we will have a government of, by and for the people.

I don't know anything about cars. A business is a business, and I think I can learn about cars. I'm not that old, and I think the business principles are the same.

For quite a while I called myself a workaholic. I was proud of that label. Then one day it hit me; a workaholic is a label for an unproductive person.

The thing that I had saved up for myself and wanted most to bring off was a fully fledged professional production of Hamlet at the Royal Shakespeare Theater in Stratford.