The United States has, overall, the most effective system of higher education the world has ever known.

He particularly liked about making students safe for ideas, not ideas safe for students.

The university is a series of individual entrepreneurs held together by a common grievance about parking.

The status quo is the only solution that cannot be vetoed.

If you are bored with Berkeley and San Francisco, you are bored with life.

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

Art corrupts. Absolute art corrupts absolutely. Please corrupt me absolutely.

But men are men the best sometimes forget.

You aren't going to leave me alone are you?

I'm not tortured and neurasthenic - I'm really not.

I am joining the people's football club. The majority of people you meet on the street are Everton fans

I don't think 'Survivor' really changed me.

What I really do is take real plums and put them in an imaginary cake. If you're interested in the cake, you get rather annoyed with people saying what species the real plum was.

There are people in this world who can wear whale masks and people who cannot, and the wise know to which group they belong.

We realized we don't have an invention, that's why we gave it away.