The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

For glory lit, and life alive, for goals unreached and aims to strive. All men must try, the wind did see. It is the test, it is the dream.

I've found time can heal most anything and you just might find who you're supposed to be.

And the General regrets the night.

Magda was reading a book by a Trappist, in a better mood, and I was sitting on the edge of the bed, fingering my useless map.

Taking responsibility and having faith in your own judgment will help you make good choices and decisions at the end of your pet's life.

The domination of nature leads to the domination of human nature.

The family is the country of the heart.

If you have not the experience, ask. There is no shame in asking, but do not pretend you know when you don't.

You cannot add to the peace and good will of the world if you fail to create an atmosphere of harmony and love right where you live and work.

I hate to lose but having the belt doesn't define who I am. It's how I live my life and what I put into things is what defines me.