The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Anything is a poem if you say it often enough.

Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it.

A human being who trades away individuality for conformity is nothing but a slave.

O heavenly Father, protect and bless all things that have breath: guard them from all evil and let them sleep in peace.

I used to love going fishing. I think it was really about the clothes. Nothing says real man like a vest with 38 pockets and a mesh hat with hooks in it.

Work with people who I feel like I'm on the same page with, there's no amount of money in the world that compares to that.

I just love a challenge, whether it’s a relationship, my career, clothing.

Theres nothing more difficult to do than comedy.

Most people don't read editorial pages. I think I must have been 40 before I even looked at an editorial page.

It is better to have some unhappiness while one is still young, for if a person does not experience some bitterness, his disposition will not settle down.