The air and the sky seem to have been freshly washed and polished, and the people too.

I dress for the image. Not for myself, not for the public, not for fashion, not for men.

Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.

Being in the depths of sadness is just as important an experience as being exuberantly happy.

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Champagne makes you feel like it's Sunday and better days are just around the corner.

Glamour is assurance. It is a kind of knowing that you are all right in every way, mentally and physically and in appearance, and that, whatever the occasion or the situation, you are equal to it.

You can't live without illusions, even if you must fight for them.

Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.

To lose your prejudices you must travel.

In Europe, it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman - we make love with anyone we find attractive.

We shouldn't teach great books we should teach a love of reading. Knowing the contents of a few works of literature is a trivial achievement. Being inclined to go on reading is a great achievement.

Let your action manifest your thought, your belief and your passion.

We all want to live a happy life, so we have to learn to live together in trust and mutual respect.

The amount of words spoken does not determine the quality of the prayer

What we've inherited from our ancestors has never existed to this extent before. And if we fail to preserve it, it will never, ever exist again. So we cannot fail.

Mother Nature is a relentless ruthless killer. She don't give a damn if you get home to your family.

Truth is so difficult to hear about. It must be experienced.

Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.

Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.

Its not that I dont value my life. Its just that I love taking chances, testing myself, stepping over the line.