The air smelled of a limited life expectancy.

Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was.Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.

Aargh! I’m too short for this shit!

Silverfish looked down."Oh. Are you a dwarf?"Cuddy gave him a blank stare."Are you a giant?" He said."Me? Of course not!""Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes.

It’s bad enough barging into Guild property, but we’ll get into really serious trouble if we shoot anyone. Lord Vetinari won’t stop at sarcasm. He might use’ - Colon swallowed - ‘irony.

Learning is as much an art as teaching

The designer of a new kind of system must participate fully in the implementation.

A republic is not an easy form of government to live under, and when the responsibility of citizenship is evaded, democracy decays and authoritarianism takes over.

Say to yourself: The world is full of money. Some of it has my name on it. All I have to do is collect it.

I specialize in cool inside movie news. Specifically, the news from movies that excite us fans.

I never was a very good singer.

I like guitar sounds to be a little somber.

For my life, I confess to you, feels to me today somewhat narrow and circumscribed.

And if you have five seconds to spare, I'll tell you the story of my life".

My brethren, when God first began to love you, He gave you all that He ever meant to give you in the lump, and eternity of time is that in which He is retailing of it out.