The algorithms in his hard drive scrambled and his coding short-circuited. Like she’d downloaded a virus right into his system, he got feverishly hot.

You knew me before I made my millions, and you were nice to me when you didn’t have to be. That’s the kind of person I want in my corner.

He couldn’t grab reality if he attempted the task with both hands.

If you’re trying to tell me you’re not used to mattering to someone, I might just bleed out right here on the floor.

Lord, but did he grow up nice.

He could be doing quantum physics in his head or undressing her in his mind—she’d never know the difference.

He didn’t know what was hotter, her Star Wars reference or the breathiness with which she spoke it.

I’d tell you not to swoon, but he’d catch you, so never mind.

She may resemble a mythical angel, but she moved like an x-rated wet dream

Cry is a sound in woman’s ear

Just your smile can touch the moon.

Honoring the sacrifices many have made for our country in the name of freedom and democracy is the very foundation of Veterans Day.

Cole chuckled, saying, “Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, and fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, but fear of Ali Bell is just called logic.

One lady wrote me and told me how she wants to see me get beat up and near death and that kind of stuff.

I believe the Republicans have never thought that democracy was anything but a tribal myth.

That's the great thing about the future - nobody knows what's going to happen. That's what makes it all exciting.

Don't you ever wish you were someone else. You were meant to be the way you are exactly. Don't you ever say you don't like the way you are. When you learn to love yourself, you're better off by far.

Neither team has really taken the baton by the scruff of the neck and put their stamp on it.

I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long.