The alumni of Second City from John Belushi to Martin Short have changed my entire life and brought a new kind of comedy to America and the World.

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note.

In a world where celebrity equals talent, and where make-believe is called reality, it is most important to have real love, truth and stability in your life.

Management is like making love. There's heat from both sides. You have an instinct to get there. You have no idea what you're really in for, but you do it anyway.

Take care of your manners as seriously as your money.

I need someone to eat breakfast with and watch AdventureTime with! Then, do other miscellaneous things that you can't say on Twitter!

It is often difficult to admit that someone you love is not perfect, or to consider aspects of a person that are less than admirable.

What you do every day matters more than what you do every once in a while. Read The Power of Habit.

I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair.

The entire Universe is condensed in the body, and the entire body in the Heart. Thus the Heart is the nucleus of the whole Universe.

Kennedy saw the insurgency as a anti-colonial, essentially nationalist movement, feeding on social discontent. So you don't shoot people.

When once a certain class of people has been placed by the temporal and spiritual authorities outside the ranks of those whose life has value, then nothing comes more naturally to men than murder.

I feel like a slave, and in a way like an artist, because I need to get inspiration everyday, from everything and everyone.

A man who can't bear to share his habits is a man who needs to quit them.