The assumption that things which have been conjured in the past will always be conjured in the guiding principle not of rational but of animal behavior.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Some mischievous people always there. Last several thousand years, always there. In future, also.

The United States' credibility is at an all-time low. So, this war is against the interest of the Untied States.

I rather like the idea of defying death.

In the old days, that was my ad-lib for hecklers in the joints I worked. It stuck with me. I hardly say it now, say, to fans, even though people do send me hockey pucks.

In God's name let us go on bravely.

Savage bears agree with one another.

Central Truth: Prayer is successful only when it is based on the promises in God’s Word!

There'll be plenty of time to rest in the grave.

Our success already exists on a spiritual level; it's a matter of pulling it into the physical world.

And before you ask, I don't ask what equipment my lovers have, merely if they want to play.