The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

If itWere lighter touchThan petal of flower restingOn grass, oh still too heavy it were, Too heavy!

To make mistakes or be wrong is human. To admit those mistakes shows you have the ability to learn, and are growing wiser.

Jev was certain the words “should’ve known better” would go somewhere on her tombstone, but at the moment her focus shifted to the dozens of angry pixies honed in on her.

I like to bless people and do things without the world knowing about it, because I'm not in it for the glory. I do it because it comes from my heart. As long as I keep doing that, I'm satisfied.

Read Jerrod Edson. He is one of our best young writers.

We must pay attention to the voice that calls us out of the safety zone.

‎Be careful not to keep your eyes glued to detail. Stand far enough away to get a perspective of the whole.

Isaiah Berlin described the intellectuals of [Mikhail] Bakunin's "Red bureaucracy" as a "secular priesthood.

This is a robbery, boy, gimme them dollars. We hit the lottery, boy, it's in ya wallets!

If We Lose...We're All Screwed.