The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.

Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.

The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.

You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.

Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.

True faith manifests itself through our actions.

Then is then. Now is now. We must grow to learn the difference.

Ah, Miss Harriet, it would do us no harm to remember oftener than we do, that vices are sometimes only virtues carried to excess!

There is no evidence that having more guns reduces crime. None at All.

I wouldn't do anything different. Every mistake and every success made me the person I am today. And I am proud of who I am.

For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not working.

There should be more women directing; I think there's just not the awareness that it's really possible.

I think data is incredibly powerful for understanding what people are thinking and for allocating resources.

Once in a while there are things the brain simply refuses to accept as being true because they appear too improbable, too unlikely, too preposterous.

I wouldn't know how to think inside the box because I don't even know where it is. I wouldn't know how to do it any other way.