The audience loves to figure things out. They love it when a performer leaves a trail of bread crumbs for them, and they get to participate in the comedy.

If you look at any successful skit comedy show, ever, there is that format of introducing you to the player in the beginning, and then going on to see those sketches.

You hold precious what you create for yourself in your life that makes you comfortable.

There's a sketch where we're playing two terrorists in a cave, and my terrorist is very frustrated as to why we haven't flown a plane into a building in 13 years.

I'm racist against non-black people.

I have always, or for the most part, identified myself as a biracial person.

Being a melting pot is what I think is great about being American, and also that we get to do something that other people don't get to do, we get to be a hyphenate. That's a good thing.

You can not have comedy unless people are behaving badly. You can't have it.

If I could just get over my issues of wanting people to like me.

I have this little thing that people call Keegan-ese, where I don't speak English words at all. I just say stuff like, "You gotta toish the doish and you gotta maloish the hoish."

There is no top. You are never going to reach the top if you go for success. That way lies madness.

I never met a man that I didn't like.

We light the oven so that everyone may bake bread in it.

The moment you learn the lesson, the test will be over.

Learn from your experiences and past mistakes, assimilate them and convert them to formulas to achieve sustenance first, and then work your way to success to be the leaders in the market.

There is no great genius without some touch of madness.

Play as well as you can all the time, and if you're truthful to your thing, you'll succeed.

Nowadays nothing but money counts: a fortune brings honors, friendships, the poor man everywhere lies low.

I love you," I said in a low, intense voice. "I will always love you, no matter what happens now.

Fashion is ruthless the way every three months you have to think about everything all over again.

No man has yet become so great in any faculty but that it is possible for some one else to become greater.