The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Everyone plays guitar alone, but we can play side by side.

I'm sure civilizations will still evolve through play, or rather as play, since that seems to be a fundamental mechanism of our humanity.

Professionals who are prayerful and productive are indispensable!

The duty of "saving" became nine-tenths of virtue and the growth of the cake the object of true religion.

Now that I've reached 50, it has become important for me to sleep and wake up at my own pace. Otherwise, I'm completely zapped.

Being a working mommy is something I've always wanted to be. My mother is my biggest role model and she showed me how to do it right.

I like to be judged by my family and friends because they know me.

What is bigger than an elephant? But this also is become man's plaything, and a spectacle at public solemnities; and it learns to skip, dance, and kneel

Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.

The future of Yosemite climbing lies not in Yosemite, but in using the new techniques in the great granite ranges of the world.