The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Light is a beautiful servant

A pastor without anointing is just a religious professor

Research has shown that the best way to be happy is to make each day happy.

To me, my biggest fear is getting a big head, and that is when I get the hammer. Because it's very easy in this game to believe you're something special.

You're not living until it doesn't matter a tinker's damn to you whether you live or die. At that point you live. When you're ready to lose your life, you live it.

I hope everyone will feel good about supporting a worthy cause that helps educate people and saves lives while wearing a cool looking shirt that aims to SLAM Diabetes!

It is noble to be shy, illustrious not to know how to act, great not to have a gift for living.

When Daniel Boone goes by at night The phantom deer arise And all lost, wild America Is burning in their eyes.

In all the world there is nothing so remarkable as a great man, nothing so rare, nothing which so well repays study.

Nice to see your own fans booing you.