The average man believes a thing first, and then searches for proof to bolster his opinion

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

In quiet moment, the Lord refreshes my soul.

The desire of God is an expression of his need

A man don't need to act tough if he is. Men that put on a show are spineless more often than not.

This will be my last year, Lord. I have gotten what I can. Thank You.

He called for military supremacy, no welfare and cultural rebirth. It was a nice speech, but it sounded a lot better in its original German.

In the time of swords and periwigs and full-skirted coats with flowered lappets - when gentlemen wore ruffles, and gold-laced waistcoats of paduasoy and taffeta - there lived a tailor in Gloucester.

If it doesn't break your heart it isn't love

I don't want to sound like some grumpy old man telling you to get off my lawn.

My mother was the worst cook ever. In school, when we traded lunches, I had to throw in an article of clothing.