The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

I get lonely when I'm a Playstation widow.

That is the nature of democracy. It is hard. It is not always inspiring.

No touching... Cashmere is highly sensitive to the oil in poor people's fingers.

I'll long remember the crestfallen look of a pious student when I told him the faculty of a divinity school he planned to attend included a large number of avowed atheists.

(Cartoon caption:) I never really rallied after the birth of my first child.

We're [New York] the world's second home, the place where every religion is practiced and every culture is celebrated.

A bee rose up from a sun-filled paper cup, off to make slum honey from some diet root beer it had found inside.

Only people who look dull ever get into the House of Commons, and only people who are dull ever succeed there.

There's an old saying that you don't ever finish a movie, you abandon it, and I really believe that. I never walk away from a take and pat myself on the back.

You didn't kill him. He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him." "So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.