The average person has one Fallopian tube.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

God is my strength and my defense. When I am weak, he makes me strong. When I am broken, he makes me whole.

You see, one of the best things about reading is that you'll always have something to think about when you're not reading.

I've lived my life fighting to overcome but still yet the troubles I face, may never end in this endless race.

Eternally the embers glow masterfully fueled by lovers passion.

I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card.

Religion enables us to ignore nothingness and get on with the jobs of life.

Or maybe I'd do what I always do - hang out and see what develops. Fatalist to the core.

Many a calm river begins as a turbulent waterfall, yet none hurtles and foams all the way to the sea.

We are a country of artisans and a country of manufacturing. I think Japanese textile technology is the best in the world.

I like straightforward names for my characters. When I get too symbolic with names or places, I start feeling like the characters and the story are less read, and I lose interest.