The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

It's all right for a woman to be, above all, human. I am a woman first of all.

I love being pregnant. You can do whatever you want.

Well, I was always cast as an artistic homicidal maniac. But at least I was artistic!

No nation respects a beggar.

When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.

All our problems are spiritual, and our only spiritual problem is not realizing we are spiritual.

Belief is knowing what you believe. Conviction is knowing why you believe it.

I could hum Beatles songs before I could talk - not very well, but sort of.

If the freedom of religion, guaranteed to us by law in theory, can ever rise in practice under the overbearing inquisition of public opinion, [then and only then will truth]prevail over fanaticism.

I love you, but i'm not fall in love with you