The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?

Boundaries keep people out mine served only to keep me in.

I guess there are never enough books.

By not asking too much, you can believe in almost anything..like..a starry night in the mountains, or even the existence of fate.

Don't waste time on what's not important. Don't get sucked into the drama. Get on with it: don't dwell on the past. Be a big person; be generous of spirit; be the person you'd admire.

He that struggles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper.

I teach you the Overman. Man is something which shall be surpassed.

Never give up, because you never know if the next try is going to be the one that works.

There are so many emotions that are just better when you react to people reacting to it. Like laughter.

We'll be back. I promise you that.