The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

If you need help bark like a dog." - Gendry. "That's stupid. If I need help I'll shout help." - Arya

The urge is always with me to retouch yesterday's canvas with today's paintbrush and cover the things that fill me with regret..

When you do something because you're angry, you almost always do the wrong thing.

Notice when negativity spins in your head and disrupt it immediately before it has a chance to take hold and stick.

Great things can be accomplished, if we passionately pursue our goals and dreams.

"Things have a life of their own," the gypsy proclaimed with a harsh accent. "It's simply a matter of waking up their souls."

The main cause of my difficulties stemmed from the tragedy of my daughter's unsound birth and my inability to face my feelings.

We are to serve everyone we encounter, even those who we might consider "the least."

He who seeks eternity should look at the sky, he who seeks the moment, should look at the cloud.

Being alone onstage is like legalized insanity.