The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

And though they fell as ashes, their shadows drifted as leaves.

Modern Society has turned blind

It is not everyday that one learns an entire militia has sworn unbeknownest to obey you

Poetry and music are very good friends. Like mommies and daddies and strawberries and cream - they go together.

The soul is innocent and immortal, it should never die ungodly in an armed madhouse.

I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.

Praising all alike, is praising none.

The pressure to conform to an authority figure or peer group can cause people to behave in shocking ways.

Thinking is more precious than all five senses.

Love is our steady guide on this road full of hardships.