The bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going going to drop?

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

Once the rain starts falling it's hard to tell it to stop...

Sometimes we do grip the concert in a human head, and so hold it that in a way we get a record of it into paint, but the vision and expressing of one day will not do for the next.

Love is an energy which exists of itself. It is its own value.

When I say I want to photograph someone, what it really means is that I'd like to know them. Anyone I know I photograph.

A sane man often reasons from sound premises; an insane man commonly reasons as well, but the premises are unsound.

Remember, you are expressing the techniques and not doing the techniques.

Dream the dreams that have never been dreamt.

I grew up in environment that had more women in science.

I felt the breath of God go cold on my skin.

My great mistake, the fault for which I can’t forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality.